The time is nigh once again dear alternate history agrarian, village dwelling listener! Put on your steam powered headphones and work tirelessly for your gov’t to the sounds of episode 21 of Europa’s #1 podcast (Take that Mark Maron) the world famous Not Safe For Worker Placement Podcast! Keep your wits about you though and don’t be underfoot when that giant black mech stomps through your wheat field, you know close behind is the big smelly guy with the pointy hat, oh and the giant wolf! Your definitely starting to regret planting this close to the factory! In this episode we rock a Scythe like a vandal and interview the co-founder of Stonemaier Games, Jamey Stegmaier! We talk about his design influences, his thoughts on Kickstarter and get the inside scoop on what’s next for Stonemair! We also dive deep into his biggest game, Scythe with a Beginners guide to playing it and tie that all together with a giveaway contest for a brand new copy of the game! Also there’s a new 4M music segment and we ramble in IRL…Whew that’s a lot. But you’ve got all day to listen while you toil in this field so lay down and boogie and play that 4X board game til ya die!
Quick listener, roll a dexterity check! Oh, a 6 you say? Well let’s just say you get smacked up side your head by a big ‘ol sack of The Not Safe For Worker Placement Podcast! You shouldn’t have multi-classed as a Sorcerer, everyone knows they are chumps. Oh well, take that sucking head wound as a lesson and cheer up buckaroo because we have got quite the show for you! This episode we talk our recent D&D adventure, what other games we’ve been playing, bring you an all new music segment and give an extensive recap of Moon City Con 2018! The anecdotes are flowing like the crimson blood over your face as we thank everyone who came out and made the convention as excellent as a well placed melee attack to the cranium! Health Potion? Drink em if you got em and sit back and relax to the soothing sounds of episode 20. Don’t you dare fall asleep though, you most likely have a severe concussion.
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Hello adventurous listeners! It’s time once again to embark upon an epic quest otherwise known as episode 19 of the world famous Not Safe For Worker Placement Podcast! This episode we’re talking about role playing, no not the kind you found out your aunt and uncle were into. “Hey Auntie, I was looking for a sweater in your closet and wow, I had no idea you were so into cosplay, that’s really cool!” Auntie,”Uh… What’s cosplay?” No, we’re talking about Role Playing Games! DnD and beyond! Join us as we bring you an actual play DnD 5th edition segment that is fully (some might say overly) produced. And get a glimpse at how Leeandra and I got into this hobby in the first place. They say one is the loneliest number but I’m here to tell you two can be as bad as one when the the two are us and you add funny shaped dice! Join us for this grand adventure!
It’s that time again doggedly faithful listener, that’s right, half past a Wallace’s Brass a quarter till Cathala. In this, the 18th episode of The Not Safe For Worker Placement Podcast we get steamy with two Martin Wallace train classics, play the fantastic Five Tribes and discuss our recently completed Charterstone campaign! We also decide to never use the words Man Cave again instead christening the Non Binary Gender Fluid Cave just in time to move out and not be at all in charge of what people call it. We know how to make the most of our time and yours. There’s more improvised musical ads and more general jackassery so don’t miss a minute, because in the immortal words of Steve Miller; Time keeps on slippin, slippin, slippin. Into the kitchen… Or something like that. I’m not good with lyrics. Ciao!
Step right up one and all, young and old! Marvel at the exploits of two idiots the likes of which the board gaming world has never seen! See how they edit their way out of technical glitches, you’ll barely notice! Gape in wonder at their collective ineptitude while simultaneously they manage to keep you in rapped attention with their undeniable down home charm! Do you enjoy rambling, barely coherent conversation about games like Heaven & Ale, Oh My Goods and TI4 between parties that hardly remember playing them? Your in luck! Just a penny for an adult and a haypenny for a child, that’s right step right up and enter the confines of this rickety tent! You’ll hear a bushel of ill-formed opinions and more half-hearted improvised music than you can shake a Crown Royal velvet bag full of polyhedral dice at! That’s right folks, see the one and only Not Safe For Worker Placement Podcast! What..? Not interested..? Scram then you little punk, before I sick the Bearded Lady on ya!
We cut to a close up of Brad Pitt as he gazes perplexed at Sam Elliott. His expression softens as we realize he has just fully grasped the magnificence of the mustache before him. Sam tries to look away but can’t break the spell of those baby blues as deep as the spring down the trail from his Grandpappy’s place. The gravity of the moment builds and we hear the violins swell- Just then Jake Gyllenhaal throws back the tent flap!
Oh hi, I didn’t see you there. I was just writing a little fanfic inspired by this the 16th episode of The Not Safe For Worker Placement Podcast! I’ll finish it later, I’m sure your not interested in that wholesome little yarn. I bet you are however interested in board games! If so well we’ve got a doosey for ya. Two great interviews with the developer and designer of Western Legends and Fog Of Love! Both interviews pull back the curtain on what it takes to get a game to market in this ever changing board game landscape. Speaking of pulling back the curtain…. There he stands, Donnie Darko wearing the creepy bunny suit and holding the head under his rippling bicep laden arm…
Once again around The Sun my friends! Or to my Flat Earther friends, once more the sheeple have been fooled by the Illuminati Lizard People into believing in their flimsy science. I feel ya. Anywhoosle… 2017 was a lot of things, most of them orange and most of them terrible but in one thing we can all agree, the green M&Ms taste better than the other colors. Oh, and that board games pretty much killed it last year, that too.
In our premier episode of 2018 we discuss the myriad of great games we played over the holidays including a double dip of Stonemaier Games, Charterstone & Scythe. As well as Rajas Of The Ganges Fog of Love and many more! Leeandra gets officially diagnosed with a rare condition and in IRL we ponder an upcoming move and Star Wars: The Last Jedi!
So don’t be like the rest of the drones, mindlessly cowing to the military industrial complex. Be an individual and listen to episode 15 of The Not Safe For Worker Placement Podcast because who else will tell you when the secret government agents will be showing up?
Hello all! Remember us? The lil ‘ol Not Safe For Worker Placement Podcast? We’d never forget you, the faithful listener waiting with baited breath for the next scintillating episode… Never fear it has arrived with the speed and punctuality of a procrastinating tortoise! In this episode we talk Codenames Duet, Photosynthesis, Fallout and several other recent game plays. Then we break down randomness and randomness mitigation in our feature segment. In IRL we get in the spirit of the season and review Lee’s work Christmas party and then recommend the new Netflix show Dark! So go ahead, exhale, you’ve been waiting longer than Whitney and Angela Bassett combined!
Don’t call it a comeback! We’ve been here for years rockin’ our peers puttin’ suckas in fear! Yes listeners our 13th episode will make the tears rain down like a monsoon, tears of laughter and joy that is. That’s right this week we will take over M.C. duties from Mr. Cool J to knock out some punk ass reviews! Why? Well for the only reason worth doing anything… Mama said. She also said there’ll be days like this so it should come as no surprise that we talk about stupendous games like: Deadline, Ex Libris, Scythe and Clans Of Caledonia! No surprise that is if you listened to Moma. Speaking of Moma’s, the young daughter of one also stops by to give her review of Luchador: Mexican Wrestling Dice! So grab your Moma and show her how to download a podcast because she’s gonna wanna hear the 13th episode of the Not Safe For Worker Placement Podcast as much as the rest of the tech savvy world! Now let’s get off Mamas… Cause I just got off yours.
Oooooooh, can you feel it? The nip in the air, the spice of the pumpkin latte, the fur of the Ugg caressing your calf? This can mean only one thing, it’s the most wonderful time of the year, the time when the freaks can walk the streets free of judgment hidden behind masks of celebrated serial killers. That’s right it’s time for the obligatory Halloween episode! Bwaahahaaaaaaa! Now quit peeing your pants in fright we’ve got a lot of show for ya! Leeandra joins in the first half before going to trick or treat in China (I guess they have the best candy corn?) She, Lilly and I preview the Kickstarter game Epic Monster Tea Party before she departs. Then I enlist the help of one of the best game designers out there, Jamey Stegmaier and one of the “funniest” pod-casters, Steve Spang, for our big Halloween spooky skeptic segment. Bare with me as I tortuously try to sound intelligent… If only there weren’t hours of previous audio to refute this. So join us won’t you? As we take you on a fright of fancy across an episode with more bite than Drac, more Friday’s than the 13th and more creep than Harvey Weinstein!