Change dear listener, it’s fundamental. The entirety of the universe tends inexorably towards a state that is changed from it’s previous 0ne. Entropy pulls at the very fabric of reality so it’s no surprise that we couldn’t resist it. Wow, deep, I know… (turns chair backward and sits astride it) Listen kids, your mother and I… …. …. Are changing the format of the world famous Not Safe For Worker Placement Podcast. Hold on now, we can still talk about board games, hell we’ll talk a lot about em. But we’re not gonna have as much time together as we used to. We’ll make the best of the time we do have though. We’ll talk about Dragonsgate Collage, Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell, Orleans. Hell we’ll even talk about Tortuga 1667, then we’ll get ice cream. It’ll be cool. I’m cool right? Well anyway, remember what I always say, “Let’s kick this pig and knock it into overdrive!”
Dear listener, another con season is upon us and to prepare you for the turbulent waters of social interaction we bring you one nerds harrowing journey to the Mid-West’s Mecca of board gaming madness, Geekway To The West! In this episode our very own inept, uh excuse me, intrepid correspondent gives you the skinny on what makes a great convention like this possible. Getting the goods straight from the horse’s mouth and sharing his daily journal of gaming goodness with you. All that as well as a featured review of Stonemaier Games’ long awaited Euphoria expansion, Ignorance Is Bliss! But wait, there’s more! More what you ask? More music throughout to help you fill out that convention carpool playlist so you can stop driving your friends crazy with Burt Bacharach’s Greatest Hits! (*No Burt Bacharachs were harmed in the making of this episode*)
We’re back from a trip to The Outer Rim or what some call the cities of Chicago & Cocoa Beach. They were definitely hives of scum and villainy but some booty was collected! In this double sized episode you will hear all about our booty! Get your filthy mind out of the gutter, we’re simply referring to our asses. Geez! As well as that, we review Star Wars: Outer Rim and LOTR: Journeys In Middle Earth and feature a fantastic interview with Malorie & Ryan Laukat of Red Raven Games! Then in The Meeple of Madness Music Minute we steer you towards some sweet tunes to shake your own booty to by Alice Merton and Nick Thorburn! Sound like too much awesomeness for one episode? Well it is, that’s why we’re charging double. You’re welcome:)
You know, when life gives you lemons? Then life just squeezes those suckers right into your open eyeball? You know that feeling listener? Well we’re mad as hell and we’re not gonna take it… for… much longer. We’re fired up about our first world problems in this, the 31st episode of the world famous Not Safe For Worker Placement Podcast! We vent and then get on to an episode full of nothing but hot takes and even hotter game reviews! We’ll give ya the skinny on such scintillating titles as: Call To Adventure, Root, Calimala, 7 Wonders Duel, Koi and (I’m not kidding) many more! So join us in telling life to shove its caustic citrus fruits in its own sensitive orifices and enjoy this lively episode!
So like every great band that gets old enough to have a live album we refuse to use our real age. Despite calling this the 29th episode multiple times, it is in fact dear listener, the 30th & first live episode of the world famous Not Safe For Worker Placement Podcast! Now light a candle and put on your hi-fi headphones to enjoy the panoramic sounds of board gaming media’s number one shills as we promote Moon City Con 2019! We cover a ton of great games and offer amazing deals so be awesome like Frampton Comes Alive and not super lame like any live KISS album and download or stream this now before the inferior bootlegs pervade the scene!
***BREAKING NEWS!!*** We have received word from the front that B-Day has begun. Details are scarce but from what we’ve been hearing our Birthday Boy is taking it on the chin. We believed that he had a good plan of attack and was going to take the enemy by surprise but the enemy has fought back fiercely with a bad attitude and it’s really throwing the Birthday Boy off balance. We’ll return every hour on the hour to update this situation. Good luck Birthday Boy and Godspeed.
Hola faithful listners! We’re back again to talk board games, board games & you guessed it… Bird watching. We’ll tell you all about such gems as Kami Sama, Auztralia, Tokyo Highway, Euphoria, Concordia & last but not least, The Blue Footed Booby!
So sit back grab your opera glasses and a cup of herbal tea and be prepared to spit it all over yourself with this episode of the world famous Not Safe For Worker Placement Podcast!
The honorific of epic is bestowed somewhat freely these days but never has it been more well deserved than for Episode 28 of your prodigal son of podcasts, The NSFWP Podcast! Not only do we talk in-depth about four of the best heavy euro games we have played in quite awhile, Wendake, Brass: Birmingham, Trickerion & Newton, we also have a featured segment about the journey of game design! BE FOREWARNED: Don’t skip out before IRL where the epic tag is truly earned as we spin a fable the likes of which would make Asop blush! So tell your phone to stop warning you about hearing damage and crank this sucker up!
Hello all you Jack and Jacqueline O’Lantern’s out there! Who knew so many pumpkins were Irish? I digress, the aforementioned greeting was intended to welcome you to this, the 27th episode of the world famously scary Not Safe For Worker Placement Podcast! In this Halloweeny and… Don’t think of it as short, think of it as fun-sized like Peter Dinklage, episode; we are excited to have returning haunters Stephen Spang and Jamey Stegmaier as well as Theo the Geeky Gaymer Guy chilling and thrilling with us! We’ll talk about our favorite spoopy games and try not to bore you to deeeaaaathh (insert ghosty sound effects) Okay I’ll leave the terrib–wonderful joke telling to Steve! Meet ya in the graveyard, I’ll bring the whiskey so we’ll be sure to interact with at least some spirits!
So the time comes again for another episode of the world famous Not Safe For Worker Placement Podcast but alas, it’s not there… you wait another few days… no dice. Well the lazy MF’rs here at NSFWP central have finally gotten into gear and produced another dazzlingly informative and entertaining episode for you. Even more chalked full of vitamins and minerals than usual to make up for the delay! We talk $#!+ about such fabulous games as: Scarabya, My Little Scythe, Tesla Vs Edison Duel, Petrichor and many more! We even bring you a Kickstarter preview of a fantastic new worker placement game, Scoffton as well as our long awaited Western Legends review! So tune in, turn on and drop trow because we got a load of board game goodness coming your way, weather you like it or not!
Hi and welcome back to our masterclass series: Teaching Board Games For Masochists! We’ve all been in this situation right? You’re teaching a game to a group of humans and one of the creatures chimes in with a categorically false conjecture. You then gently, oh so gently, but firmly like the caress of an orangutan, tell them to stay out of it. Teaching this game is your job after all, you began speaking first! How dare they? Then what happens, they get upset right? If by upset you mean they attempt to burrow into your very soul with eyes so hot you feel as if you are staring into the brimstone coals of Satan’s very testicles? Then yes, they get upset. Would you like to know how to handle this in a way that doesn’t result in a silent four hour car ride home? Well call the toll free number on your screen now and for just ten easy payments of $79.99 I’ll send you my sure fire system on 12 audio cassettes and you’ll be off that couch and sleeping in your own bed again in no time or your money back! (no refunds, exchanges, or liability outside the Democratic Republic of Congo)